[Grampa Dave]

He is more like a middle linebacker. His neck at birth was bigger than his 18 month older sister. If he falls down while trying to do something, he gets up and bangs his head on what he fell from. Then he tries it again. If you don't lift him which gets harder to do each month, he will grab your legs with his two vise grips posing as hands and bang his head against your knee and leg until you lift him up. My poor wife comes home with bruises after a visit or after they visit us.

Somehow his dad's wrestling skills got passed on. Without any training he can take his older sister down and pin her. He has the greatest reversal move I have ever seen. If she takes him down, he does his reversal move pins her. So now she uses push/shove and run techniques. She is tough and in great shape, but he has been stronger since he was a year old.

I nicked named him Bam Bam for obvious reasons. My grand daughter started calling him Bam Bam and my DIL didn't like the nickname. Then she took him in for his yearly check up with the PED. He did his things with the PED, the PED was a football player and they got along great. He started calling him Bubba.

Since then we call him Bubba Bam Bam, and our poor DIL has joined us.

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh...actually JakeyBoy's probably an outside backer, too...but Boris's boy is definitely a Nose Tackle...dude's off the chart in weight and head size, and way up there in height...LOL!! He just turned one about a month ago...MUD

BTW..."Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...RATS call me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a Dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til the Leftists' Cow!!!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's Still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, Men!!!!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in MUD's House,
I gotta full-blown ars'nal waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned There Ain't No Excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
We'll just put them Lib'rals back on the Boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Dem Lib'rals" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and The Truth's Still The Truth!!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Right's closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-Bent on Justice...SLICK'S A TRAITOR, MEN!!

Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, Yer Butt's Hist'ry, Man!!

SlixMYbitch...MUD