Are Libs lonesome tonight? Why's the Left Hate the Right?!
Is Left sorry they let Slick get this far?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day...
When Slick kissed you and tugged at yer hearts?
Do the chairs in RATS' chambers seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at the WhiteHouse and picture Slick there?
Is your heart filled with pain?! Well, folks, Join MUD and SING!!
Reject Fear!! Then you can join the Right!!
(spoken) MUD wonders if...Left is fearing the Right.
You know the bard said that the World is a Stage...
And each of us must FReep our part.
Fate had me playing in love twes my sweet heart.
Act One was when Slick tricked you, Libs loved Bill at first glance
Slick told his lies so cleverly...you never had a clue!!
Then came Act Two...you learned Slick RAPES and Left acted deranged...
And why?! I'll never know!!
Lib'rals, yer lying when you say you love Slick!!
'Cuz you have no cause to be FOOLS!!
But you'd rather go on hearing Slick's lies...
Than go and admit yer Slick's TOOLS!!
Now RATS stage is bare...but MUD's standing there...
With Slim's Band's Groovy Sound!!
Folks, If Left Won't Re-Impeach...
Then RATS Shall Bring RAT-Party Down!!
Is your heart filled with pain, will you join MUD and Sing?!
Forsake Fear...won't you please do what's Right?!
Kingly FReegards...MUD