"ClintonLovers!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")
ClintonLovers, why won't you come to your senses?!
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!
Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast...
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!
Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power,
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!
Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars to tell the night time from the day!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!
Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW, Lurkers..."Puff D'asshole" is as of yet unclaimed as a Screen Name.
A big BTTT!!!