[gnarledmaw]

Capt Van Fussell Florida Hiway Patrol Venice

[WaveThatFlag]

There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.

[mhking]

<font face="arial size=2>Funniest line in that entire movie: "Boy, when I get home, I'm gonna hit yo' mamma in the mouth!"

[Feiny]

Nobody, nobody, makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum pecker.