[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

That Glock Safe Action is a real bitch when you never train with your weapon.

Why do I get the feeling this guy doesn't ever even take his weapon out of the holster when he goes home? He probably just pulls the whole belt and rig off and just hangs it on the back of a chair.

I wonder which one of his staff members cleans his weapon for him? Maybe they just swap pistols once a month and take the dirty one down to the armory?

[Travis McGee]

$10 says the rounds in his mag were green with age.

[SLB]

And I thought the Army was the only place where one could shoot himself in the foot.