Florida Highway Patrol Commander Shoots Self in Foot at Firing Range

Herald Tribune ^ | 11/19/02 | Kelly Cramer

[WaveThatFlag]

There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.

[Feiny]

Only a moron would holster his sidearm with his finger on the trigger.

[Feiny]

Don't forget about Roscoe P. Coltrane!

[tracer]

Where is Maryland's soon-to-be-ex Governor Glendening and his trigger lock when we really need them????

[mhking]

<font face="arial size=2>Funniest line in that entire movie: "Boy, when I get home, I'm gonna hit yo' mamma in the mouth!"

[humblegunner]

"He was doing well," Goodwin said. "Those Glocks are just really tricky."

So are sneakers Ping!

[tracer]

No reason to waste taxpayers' money on drug testing when you already know what the results will be....

[Doctor Stochastic]

Daschle blamed this on Limbaugh, eh?

[sheik yerbouty]

"Hold muh nightstick!"

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"....Fussell said. "I'm fine. I don't have any problems."

Ya jus' don' get it, do ya, Cap'n????

[gnarledmaw]

ROTFLMAO! I had forgotten that line!

[Eaker]

What a Marooon!!!!

Those darn tricky Glocks!!! You just never know WHAT they are going to do when you pull the trigger!!!

Stay safe; stay armed.

[Feiny]

Check out this site: Buford vs. Roscoe

[Feiny]

She insulted my town.

She insulted my son.

Shut-up!

She insulted my authority.

And that’s nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned communism, happens every time those dancers start poontanging around with show folk fags. - Buford T. Justice

[Feiny]

Nobody, nobody, makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum pecker.

[Billthedrill]

Those Glocks are just really tricky...

Yep, I have one just like the one he used - a model 22, .40 S&W, and I have to say it's just about the trickiest firearm I've ever used. You go to hit the safety lever and - surprise! - it's disappeared. You go to the decocking lever and - hey presto! - it's gone...so is the belt feed, the aperture sight, the bipod and the ramrod...

But it's easy to see if any firearm is on safe - you aim it at your foot and pull the trigger.

Idiots. Idiots with guns. Darwin was right, but he's too durn slow...

[Feiny]

No coozie is leaving me at no church, after decorating the whole town at a cost of $40. - Buford T. Justice

[WaveThatFlag]

good stuff.

Eastbound & Down...

[Squantos]

"Those Glocks are just really tricky."

LOL !!....Yeah specially when they function as designed :o).....What a Maroooon !

Sad part is I suspect that because he was qualifying (aka performance of his required duties) and wounded in the performance of said duties he's gonna get a medal for his "I Love Me" wall. Something to gander at as he limps off into the sunset errr ahhh ...... retirement :o)

Stay Safe !~