Oooghhh...well at least that created a good idea:
Roast Ewok
- Get your arse to Endor. Be sure to bring serious firepower-- these little buggers are tenacious!
- Wear good green forest camouflage, not day-glow white StormTrooper armor, or you're a sitting duck.
- Set up a trap. Lie in wait in a hidden blind. Bait your Ewok with chum, a candy bar, a human head-- something sure to attract a hungry little furball.
- Unload every round you've got into the sucker! They're TOUGH! Why, in a recent battle with the Empire, they beat an entire garrison and only lost a single Ewok! Be careful not to damage the tender flanks.
- Remove any greasy, unsavory rags it may be wearing. Burn the fur off. Gut your prize! Keep the heart and liver, and take the head as your trophy. Seal the head in carbonite if available. Carefully cut your flank steaks!
- Slap those steaks on the plasma grill and cook thoroughly-- raw Ewok is poisonous! Slather on the A1 sauce, garnish with Hutt-butter, and invite an Alderaanian to dinner!
You can't invite an Alderaanian to dinner however, as the Empire destroyed their planet (nest of Rebel scum that it was).
Regards, Ivan
