Would an old Edsel do?!
LOL
True Story:
At Tahkli AFB, Thailand in '67-'68, the then new F-111's were based.
To express their contempt um...dislike of McNamara, the pilots had made for them large signs, placed by the planes, that they would touch hard before climbing up into them.
They bore the Edsel Emblem with the words "PANIC BUTTON!"!!
and hit it before they flew..:))
Nothing like military expressions of humor, and your Profile Page is full of 'em...:))
Fair seas to you, grumpster!