Dude, which tyrant is next? Dude, the world's full of oppressive dictators. Dude, has the Ministry of Truth made it official yet: is our perpetual warring providing us perpetual peace? Dude, why, since you're so gung-ho, aren't you over there already? Dude, if the Iraqi people are who you're interested in, dude, just join up with the Kurds in the north, or the Shia's in the south. Dude, they'll let you get your crack at Hussein ASAP.