[rickmichaels]

...at least one advisor to soon-to-be Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle is calling last week's Democrat election debacle a victory.

According to Democrats...

- Black is white...

- Night is day...

- Salt is pepper...

- The sky isn't blue...

- Grass isn't green...

- Birds don't fly...

- It's cold in the summer and hot in the winter...

- Bees don't buzz...

- The Giants won the World Series...

- Water isn't wet...

- If the needle is pointing to E and the car stops moving, it must be because all four tires suddenly went flat at exactly the same time...

- He didn't have sexual relations with that woman...

- etc..etc...etc.

[Bonaparte]

- Black is white...

- Night is day...
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Freedom Is Slavery

War Is Peace

Ignorance Is Strength