[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

I remember seeing barb on some show, forgive me I know not which one... it involved her and about 3 other people learning to do a card trick. She was lost past the 3 rd instruction... She does not create tough questions cuz she doesn't know how to. Scripted. I'm sure the soft questions are written by someone else. How many sheets of paper is she holding? ;-p

Agreed. She's a 20 watt bulb, max.

[SouthernFreebird]

Ah now I understand this song on cartoonnetwork, it's the rats rally song.....

My Best Friend Plank

I'm never bored when I'm with you.
We're pals, we're buddies through and through.
I wish I knew what to buy for you
For your birthday.

Our friendship goes against the grain.
I've seen you swell up in the rain.
I saw you - didn't see your pain;
Was it termites?

It's never hard to talk to you,
Though you stump me with your silence.
I feel so naughty pining here
For your happy face's guidance.

My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank

Sitting there so silently,
What could you be thinking?
You're not saying, "I want X."
Is that sealant that you're drinking?

Man, you're hammered! Nailed you, pal!BR> Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper."
I knew that we'd be best friends for life
When I saved you from that chipper.

My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank

Ooo, Plank,
Count the rings, count the rings!
Ooo, Plank,
Count the rings, count the rings!

I'd walk you on the seven seas
But sawdust always makes me wheeze.
I met your mom and dad the trees
But please don't get Dutch elm disease!

My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
You're my best friend, Plank!