[Denver Ditdat]

You said it wasn't real, I said "Go heere and ask a witch". You declined. Case closed.

Well, I alluded to it earlier, now I'll admit it.

I'm Al Gore.

One of the things I regret about inventing the Internet is that I made it so easy for anyone to make outrageous claims without a way to verify truthfulness. Hey, Tipper and I were in the midst of our "Love Story" relationship, I was backing Dad's stand supporting Civil Rights and I was about to head to Vietnam. I had a lot of things in my mind at the time. Oh yeah, and that dang "Look for the Union Label" song kept going through my head. You know how it is. So sue me!

When I win the presidency by a landslide in 2004 I'll think about upgrading you to Internet 2.0 with the truth filters built right in. How's that?

Well, it's late and Tipper is calling me from bed. Something about spelunking for tonsils. I guess she has been talking to Hillary about health care again.

p.s. Speaking confidentially, Jael is right. I watched Hillary turn Bill into a satyr with my very own eyes.

Gotta go -

The Once and Future Prez, Al

[Jael]

I regret that I wasn't clearer about the witches. It isn't just some web site where a few people who could say anything hang out. I just thought that would be a good place to find a few.

Several of these people are publically involved in Witchcraft, and I know people who have met them, and I personally know a few myself.