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To: mewzilla
Conservative whatever, that reminds me of a fairy tale...

"He quickly put on Grandma's clothes, (of cource he hadn't eaten those.) He dressed hisself in coat and hat. He put on shoes and after that He even brushed and curled his hair, Then sat himself in Grandma's chair. In came the little girl in red. She stopped. She stared. And then she said, 'What great big ears you have, Grandma.' 'All the better to hear you with.' the Wolf replied. 'What great big eyes you have, Grandma.' said Little Red Riding Hood. 'All the better to see you with.' the Wolf replied. He sat there watching her and smiled. He thought, I'm going to eat this child. Compared with her old Grandmamma She's going to taste like caviare.

Then Little Red Riding Hood said, 'But Grandma, what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.' 'That's wrong!' cried Wolf. 'Have you forgot 'To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got? 'Ah well, no matter what you say, 'I'm going to eat you anyway.' The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers. She whips a pistol from her knickers. She aims it at the creature's head And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead."
(from the Roald Dahl version)

I love happy endings!

76 posted on 11/15/2002 5:37:18 AM PST by dmcnash
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To: dmcnash; capydick
LOL. On a related note to Nancy: Who's afraid of the big bad FOX, big bad FOX, big bad FOX? Who's afraid of the big, bad FOX early in the morning?

And what's with that rictus grin? Yikes.

104 posted on 11/15/2002 6:16:09 AM PST by mewzilla
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