THE PICTURE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET [It's Official: Jacko IS Jo-Jo The Dog-Faced Boy]

Drudge Report ^ | 11/13/2 | Drudge

[paulklenk]

A photo so tragic it defies description...

[afuturegovernor]

Man that is one messed up mother

[Temple Drake]

He looks like Tarzan's chimpanzee.

[11B3]

That's not a dog-faced boy - it's a dog that someone shaved the ass of and then taught it to walk backwards.

[Callahan]

Remember that black kid named Michael Jackson from back in the 70s, the one who danced and sang 'ABC'??? Somebody obviously had him killed and replaced with a wax dummy.

[Cobra64]

Okay. Sorry for a previous reply/question as to whom owns this face. Why do people want to do this to themselves? Is it their drug culture, or is it something in their California cult culture? Has Baba butchered her face yet? ...some would consider that a loaded question.... sorry.

[Cobra64]

Good post. Where's one of Clinton's nose deeply powdered in coke? (Remember the movie Scarface)?

[Temple Drake]

the saddest thing is, he was such an adorably cute little kid! He had a perfectly good face and he had it REMOVED!

[carlo3b]

Rhinotilleoxomania
Words and Music by Michael Longcor,

You can talk about bad habits, about things that aren't nice,
Talk about dysfunction, 'bout your favorite little vice,
But I've got me an obsession that's as crude as it goes,
I've got Rhinotillexomania, I just have to pick my nose.

Rhinotillexomania, excavating all day,
Rhinotillexomania, clearing stuff out of the way,
You can try a facial tissue, even toilet paper too,
But it's Rhinotillexomania when nothing else will do.

Call your fine psychiatrist, let him mess with your head,
Talk to your group therapist, relate until you're dead,
All the counseling in the world won't raise you from the mob,
Rhinotillexomania is a hands-on kind of job.

Rhinotillexomania, puts your hygiene on hold,
Rhinotillexomania, going straight for the gold,
You can try a Roto-Rooter, or an ice cream scooper too,
But it's Rhinotillexomania when nothing else will do

Rhinotillexomania lets you get back in touch,
Lets your fingers do the walking, and it doesn't cost you much.
It may be a filthy habit, but some things you gotta do,
And you gotta get the the Boogermen, before they come get you.

Rhinotillexomania, never minding the pain,
Rhinotillexomania, careful, don't hit the brain,
When it comes to filthy habits of the solitary sort, you know that
Rhinotillexomania is my second favorite sport.

Rhinotillexomania, strip mining your way,
Rhinotillexomania, keeps congestion at bay,
When other methods fail you, You can't smell the rose,
It's Rhinotillexomania,
Yeah, Rhinotillexomania,
It's Rhinotillexomania, where the digit meets the nose.
 

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[paulklenk]

Just spreading some sunshine; hope this doesn't give you nightmares.

Love to Sue and the kids,

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Samuri Delicatessen !

[Chemnitz]

I am not a medical doctor, but folks, this is what happens when we fool with cartilage too much. It is one of God's greatest creations. Once it is messed with too often, the cartilage can fail. As one medical professor said, "We know almost nothing about connective tissue."

Snorting coke can ruin the nose, put holes in it. Lots of ear piercings can do the same to ears.

My wife had extensive (necessary) nose surgery by genius surgeons at Mayo. However, for various reasons the surgery was threatened with an infection. This could have happened to her. She received rivers of antibiotics, reacted to that, got steroids, reacted to them. It was a mess. But the nose prevailed and we are glad.

Does Michael Jackson remind you of a Twilight Zone episode where greedy monsters eventually looked like the monsters they were? I think this is God's judgment on the predator.

[rs79bm]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[PistolPaknMama]

LOL!!

[paulklenk]

the nose prevailed and we are glad

I am always glad when the nose prevails. In Jacko's case, it did not prevail -- it failed.

Cartilage to you and everyone this coming holiday season.

[Temple Drake]

one big sneeze and ...

[spycatcher]

This should help everyone clear their minds

[paulklenk]

And this should help everyone clear their noses

[Temple Drake]

Bless you for this -- see, wasn't he cute? And normal-looking? Oh, well.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Oh my God...I love each and every one of you, for making me laugh so hard almost each and every night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just had to get that out there.

But, specifically for you, JohnnyR...do you think we can sue Jacko for mental anguish? What the heck is wrong with him, anyway?

[spycatcher]

Drudge needs to take that thing down or risk a class action lawsuit for intentional infliction of emotional distress.

He loves to wield his power and have fun with us though