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Why are American soldiers so stupid, and such cowards? They prefer to sneak around on the ground, wear camoflauge, and shoot at enemy soldiers from as long a range as possible. Why don't they take off their camo and put on some G.I. Gis? Why don't they get into a ninjacopter, and jump out in the middle of the enemy camp, and ninja-strike them to death?

If our military isn't capable of this, why not? I demand answers! If our military cannot fight like ninjas, how will they be able to stop the Taliban's ninja warriors? We spend literally trillions of dollars every year on the military, and we have yet to achieve ninja capability, or ninja tech.

We might have The Bomb, but Osama has The Ninja.