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To: cardinal4
Dan and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dan looks over at his wife and says: "You're butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue. With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The wife chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little wiener?

9 posted on 11/13/2002 2:46:34 PM PST by Feiny
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To: feinswinesuksass
LOL. That's gotta be a different Dan.
58 posted on 11/14/2002 10:33:18 AM PST by Dan from Michigan
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