[shaggy eel]

Are you on a bestiality story kick lately or...? ;-)

,,, don't panic. None of those bears are any of the ones you know. Look at some of the other jokes on this thread that I've posted and form your own answer to that question.

[cardinal4]

A harried young Clinton staffer comes bursting into the Oval Office and drops a huge bundle of papers on the impeached ones desk.

"Whats that?" asks Slick.

"The Abortion Bill, sir." the young go-getter replied.

Eying the document as if it were a bird dropping on his desk, Clinton sighed, "Well, I guess we had better pay it!"