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To: PatrickHenry
This one is going to be fun.
Anyone care to guess the number of posts before f.Christian appears? 15 is now taken.
5 posted on 11/13/2002 2:30:36 PM PST by Saturnalia
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To: Saturnalia
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long, they were cloning DNA
Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors, well, believe me, this has been one lousy day.

Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark all the dinosaurs are running wild.
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie, but this proves my "Chaos Theory"
And I don't think I'll be coming back again,
Oh noooo!

I cannot approve of this attraction, 'cause getting disembowled always makes me kinda mad.
A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer, well I suppose that proves they're really not all bad.

Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark
all the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T-rex out of his pen.
I'm afraid those things will harm me
Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh nooo!

**Tortured screams**

Jurrasic park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been.
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way, again!
Oh nooo!!! whoooaahh nooooo!


6 posted on 11/13/2002 2:33:34 PM PST by Poohbah
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To: Saturnalia
Anyone care to guess the number of posts before f.Christian appears?

It depends on when his siezures subside and they decide it's save to let him have access to the keyboard. Posting here has a calming effect on him, so his keepers encourage it.

9 posted on 11/13/2002 2:41:29 PM PST by PatrickHenry
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To: Saturnalia
didn't quite make it to 15. I look forward to more articles on this subject. I expect that, as per the usual, the scientists will find that 'older' versions of man will appear "fully formed and with all of the characteristics of modern man"

The really neat test will be if and when a "lucy" type specimen is examined. It will test out to be either human or ape, not a hybrid. Lets see.

11 posted on 11/13/2002 2:46:55 PM PST by keithtoo
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To: Saturnalia; PatrickHenry
Anyone care to guess the number of posts before f.Christian appears?

I don’t want to speak for him, but I’d imagine he would say something like:

The riderless/homosapien (human) anamoly/Intellectual gristmart

Reguritation (regeneration) seems apt.

Darwin (fish) beats all for soulless/esotericsm/propaganda (mushoganda)!

But I’m just guessing.

13 posted on 11/13/2002 2:55:53 PM PST by dead
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