Deer Jerky
Driving home from work one day I saw a beautiful sight
Graceful leaping prancing deer, it was a hunter’s delight
Years ago when I lived in town I felt sorry for Bambi’s mom
Her poor little baby left all alone, I thought her killer was scum
I moved to the country and planted some trees, fixed up an old
Farmhouse and bought a new car.
The deer ate the trees within a year and came through my
Windshield and gave me a scar.
Shoot em and dress em and grind em up for jerky
Animal rights folks will think that I’m quirky
If you see Rudolph just give me a knife
They might not like it, But that’s real life!