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I can imagine what a school day is like for these little kids.

(Alleged) Teacher: Now, class, see this picture?
Children who still poop their pants occasionally: Yes , MZ. Castro-Marx.
(Alleged) Teacher: This is a very bad man. His name is GW Bush. He stole the election and pretends to be President. He was selected not elected. Repeat that now, mmkay?
Children who still poop their pants occasionally: Selected not elected. Selected not elected. Selected not elected.
(Alleged) Teacher: Very good! He's also a very bad man because he wants to kill children in a far away peaceful land.
One of the children who still poops his pants occasionally: But, MZ. Castro-Marx, why do him want a do dat?
(Alleged) Teacher: Because he's a very bad man. He wants to kill the people and steal their oil, just like he stole the election. He wants to give the oil to his rich friends so they will have more money. Then, he can give his rich friends tax cuts so you won't have enough food to eat because he hates children.
Another one of the children who still poops her pants occasionally: He's a mean man!
(Alleged) Teacher: Yes, he is a very mean man. Now everyone repeat our mantra for today, mmkay?
Children who still poop their pants occasionally: Selected not elected. Selected not elected. Selected not elected.