Lisa: [gasps] Thank you, Mr. President.
Clinton: No, thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.
"So to those who say I was an embarassment to the country, I say that depends on the what the meaning of 'was' is. Now give me my 200,000 dollars."