[tomkow6]

Thank you, but the honor should go to men like your brother.

[tomkow6]

Family Stress Test Part 1:

How to score: 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely
true, 2 if it is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always true.

1. ___ Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down,
and then we can talk".

2. ___ The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

3. ___ The cat is on Valium.

4. ___ People have trouble understanding your kids, because
they learned to speak through clenched teeth.

5. ___ You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to
decaf.