Jehtro D. BoDean, "Double Naught Spy"
Droppa D Bomboniraq, "Peace Activist"
I P. Daily, "Urologist"
SadaamWill B. Destroyed, "Defense Contractor"
Anita Dickey
Issuc Mooskock Alika Myballzgood,
Gas Bag, "Men with hats"
Olma Balsitch
Ima Lez Bein, "Performance Artist / Janitor / Master of Haiku"
Hassan BenSobar, "Our Lady of Perpetual Intoxication" Lavrenti Beria, "retired secret policeman"
Ramzi Muhammad Abdullah bin al-Shibh, "Camp Counselor: Gitmo"
Teroff My Burka
Hassan Nasrallah, "Instructor of Religion"
Rhea Tards, "St. Elizabeths, Washington, D.C."
YASSIR DHATSMEH BEH-BEH
Daisy Cutter, "I volunteer to drop in on Saddam and deliver this message of peace"
Jack Handy, "Deep Thoughts Inc."
Rudolf Hess, "retired pilot"
Hugh G. Reckshun, "facilitator/actitivist"
Sesroh Tootap, "FFA"
Emille Turdekowski, "Sanitation Engineer"
Actually these are all real entries in the "Not in Our Name" petition to stop military action against Iraq and the terrorists (at http://www.nion.us).