[Kenny Bunk]

I think the secret plan is to drop Maureen Dowd into Baghdad. That will surely disrupt the Iraqi commo networks, as the Iraqi general Staff sits around and tries to decipher any meaning in this drunken, left-wing slut's confused and meandering columns.

[Illbay]

LOL!

I can hear it now:

Iraqi Intelligence Officer: "What is this that she continues shouting, over and over? What does she mean?"

Iraqi Interrogator: "We are not certain, sir! The words are English: 'Michael, Michael, how could you leave me for that Brit bimbo!'"