Hmmmmm ...because you're an effen idiot who doesn't know WTF you're talking about. Hmmmmm, because only a vacuous moron would think having a super computer designed to monitor every aspect of the lives of citizens in a free country coincides with "conservative" values.
Hmmmm, most of us were logged on to FR while you were still picking your nose in China trying to figure out how to send an email. Hmmm, I have dozens of FReepers who know me in real life that fully understand my conservative values. Can you name one single FReeper who knows you personally? Hmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmm..... and I thought conservatives were for smaller government and personal freedom. I suppose I was wrong.