To: Mama_Bear
A woman walked into her house to find her husband stalking around with a fly
swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh, killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on the TV remote, 2 were on the phone."
6 posted on
11/09/2002 6:50:18 AM PST by
Dubya
To: Dubya
Good morning, Dubya. Thanks for the chuckle. You have yourself a nice weekend. :-)
9 posted on
11/09/2002 6:55:09 AM PST by
Mama_Bear
To: Dubya; LadyX; COB1; Marine
Happy Birthday MarinesGod bless and keep you strong
America needs you, and thanks you all.
10 posted on
11/09/2002 6:58:38 AM PST by
lodwick
To: Dubya; Mama_Bear
He responded, "Three were on the TV remote, 2 were on the phone."FUNNY!! Even my wife got it!!
Eaker
46 posted on
11/09/2002 8:33:55 AM PST by
Eaker
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