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To: ofMagog
Thanks for the laughs tonight, you're a riot. You either have a vivid imagination or you need to take your meds. :) Where do you come with stuff like this:
having slaughtered an entire herd of naugas for the Office Waiting Room Furniture Company of Ossippippty, Wisconsin.
164 posted on 11/09/2002 8:35:00 PM PST by Aquamarine
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To: Aquamarine; mhking; COB1; LadyX; Scuttlebutt; razorback-bert; Billie; beowolf; Fred Mertz; ...
Had to get up to add a log to the fire. Smal herd of elk woke me. Snow has let up, but will be back in the afternoon. Clear sky. 14°F out. No wind. Really beautiful. Coffee perking. Nice to be snowed in for the next few weeks. Expect to see Robert Frost coming up the trail, or perhaps Cobby. God's in His Heaven. All's right with the world.

As to the sad story of the naugas, you are probably unaware that back in the 19th Century there were massive herds of naugas throughout the plains of North America. They were harmless and had no natural ememies since they tasted horribly to the Native Americans and animals. They were rather cute little fellows and their diet consisted of things not wanted by others, thus they were a threat to no one. Native Americans treated them like a white buffalo, something sacred and to be protected.

But, then the hunters came. It turned out a nauga's hide is very much like leather. Like the buffalo for their tongues, naugas were slaughtered by the millions merely for their hides. Furniture covered with their hides suddenly filled waiting rooms throughout the world. The nauga was hunted almost to extention. There are only a few left.

It takes approximately thirty naugas to make sufficient covering for one office chair. The hides are connected via high pressure heat and thus the resulting material becomes seamless. The bodies have no use and are thrown away.

I am internation president of the Save the Nauga Society. We accept no government funds. You may make a donation. Every little bit helps.

As to my post on the crew of the Mobius Triangle, there may have been a minor error or three, but the goal is to confuse the federales in assembling their database, actually a fairly easy task.

Meds? Naw. At my age, reality is merely a crutch.

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This is the day the Lord hath made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.

174 posted on 11/10/2002 4:11:19 AM PST by ofMagog
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