[Nuke'm Glowing]

Dear Michael Moore,

I hear that McDonald's is closing 175 stores. If they are all in your area, does this mean you'll resort to cannibalism and eat a fellow demorat? Whoops, never mind, you guys have already started.

Sincerely,

An amused rightwing capitalist pig

[NautiNurse]

I hear that McDonald's is closing 175 stores.

GMTA! Reading the story, I had this disgusting vision of MM in XXXXXL sweatsuit, lumbering from McDonalds to Pizza Hut to stuff his fat face, and mumbling, "vote" with a mouthful of food. No one could understand what he said.