[hchutch]

Additional points added:

Point 12 (by mhking):
"If you piss us off any more than we are already pissed off, WE ATTACK."

Point 13 (by me):
"The U.S. reserves the right to attack to settle old scores."

Point 14 (by me):
"If Bush wakes up on the wrong side of the bed and decides to whack Saddam, WE APPROVE."

[RobFromGa]

thanks for adding the mhking and hchutch amendments, BUSH ON NOW...