[ofMagog]

Now, now, we must be compassionate. I suggest merely squatting them over a blender set on puree. Or, out in my part of the country the punishment for rustlers was to wrap them tightly in a fresh hide and place them on the plains at dawn, to let the hide slowly shrink as the sun dried it.

[conservativemusician]

Like the blender idea. I'll sacrifice my Hamilton Beach willingly!