[Travis McGee]

Those poor boys (sniff) being so mistreated by those brutal American soldiers (tear slowly forms).

BWAHAHAHAAHHHAAA!!! Ramp down, nose up, slide up out!

[piasa]

I'm not sure which is worse... flying coach or 'baggage class' on American Airlines... Or being trussed up like that so you can't even scratch an itch for a few hours.

Oh, never mind. They're about the same.

I still like the idea of piercing their noses with boar's tusks, tying a rope around the tusks, and then using the ropes to keelhaul them under a well-barnacled garbage trawler off of NY City, but no one ever lets me decide these things.

[CARepubGal]

Would that be a HANO operation for the islamokazes?