[geopyg]

Caption #1, guy on the right "Man I wished I had one of those hoods so I could get some fricken sleep!"

Caption #2, "Hey, look at me when I'm talkin' to ya".

[AppyPappy]

Caption #2, "Hey, look at me when I'm talkin' to ya. Don't you eyeball me, boy. I'll pull your eyeball out and skull**** you. LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU."