To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
Some where is the thread that our credible intel of terrorist warnings was golf course shootings Seems that al Quaida had been practicing killing people on golf courses. Dunno why, but the raging envy of the one-eyed mullah Omar - who had nothing to amuse himself with in the rocks and gravel pits of afghanistan beside a few goat-holes - may have had something to do with it. Of course, the same "mullah" also seems to have stopped his mental development at age three.
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11/07/2002 4:18:33 PM PST by
Cachelot
To: Cachelot
Seems that al Quaida had been practicing killing people on golf courses. Dunno why, but the raging envy of the one-eyed mullah Omar - who had nothing to amuse himself with in the rocks and gravel pits of afghanistan beside a few goat-holes - may have had something to do with it. Of course, the same "mullah" also seems to have stopped his mental development at age three.I blame it all on his failure to Birdie that tough closing hole at Kabul Hills GCC.
You know how aggivating those long Par 4's can be.
Cheers,
knews hound
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