[John Lenin]

Al Gore couldn't get elected dog catcher in a town filled with cats !

[Clintons Are White Trash]

My latest favorite was by one Mrs. Trent Lott on Wed. morning as Trent prepared to leave the house: Well big dog, you've been chasing this car for two years - what are you going to do now that you've caught it?

Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there...(can't remember who said this one)

Jim Talent has won the Senate seat in the state of Missouri!