NOO. No no no no. Just no.
Forget it. Get it out of your head right now. I don't care about KC, but those people in Illinois...there's a reason a lot of us live on this side of the river.
Some of my STL friends refer to them as FIFI's (F Idiots From Illinois)
No offense intended to Illinios Freepers, as I'm sure they are not idiots.