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Morning In America by Jonah Goldberg (Very Funny)
National Review Online ^ | 11/6/2002 | Jonah Goldbergl

Posted on 11/06/2002 12:29:57 PM PST by RooRoobird14

"I saw Tom Daschle on TV this morning. He had the same expression on his face my dog makes when he sees me scrape meat off my plate into the garbage instead of into his food bowl.

I saw Dick Gephardt on TV this morning. He looked like the kid who still hasn't been picked for softball even though two girls and the boy with one leg longer than the other have already been chosen. I've listened to a lot of C-SPAN callers this morning, they generally sound like angry first wives who somehow think Republicans are responsible for their husbands taking off with the Xerox Bunny.

Now, I would be a liar if I said this didn't make me happy. I'm sitting here — tired, hung over, desperately in need of a shower and tongue-shaving — and all I can think of is Conan's summary of what is good in life: "To crush your enemy. See him driven before you. To hear the lamentations of the C-SPAN women."

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TOPICS: Editorial; Extended News; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2002; election; fiendishglee; gloating; goldberg
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To: Enterprise
Temujin, the Genghis Khan, was to the right of Atilla the Hun!
21 posted on 11/06/2002 5:19:12 PM PST by rmlew
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To: RooRoobird14

and all I can think of is Conan's summary of what is good in life: "To crush your enemy. See him driven before you. To hear the lamentations of the C-SPAN women."


22 posted on 11/06/2002 5:22:09 PM PST by ChadGore
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To: Lizard_King
Al Gore invented it and first used it in Love Story on the Internet.
23 posted on 11/06/2002 7:07:48 PM PST by Temple Owl
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To: Temple Owl
"Genghis in the Balance"?
24 posted on 11/06/2002 7:39:37 PM PST by Lizard_King
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