[BlessedAmerican]

Good grief. Sober up and then act like a man. That will have a much greater influence on your daughter than anything else. Will you teach her ethics by your fear and lack of control of your drinking? Will you teach her truth or goodness or the value of democracy by your fear and lack of control of your drinking? Will she learn compassion for the poor from you if you are so fearful? Her world will be you for those wonderful few years of establishing her values. What on earth are you teaching her. Wonder what she would think of you tonight? Would she be proud of your reaction? Grow up guy! You have a child on the way who needs a Dad, not a fearful drunk...

[Professional]

Burp!

Dude, I was quoting a nimwit from DU...

Of course, I'm a dad that's getting a pretty good buzz right about now... VICTORY!