[tacticalogic]

Q. What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

A. Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

[fjsva]

I sent out a memo on a late (very) project with....

In the course of every project there comes a time to shoot the engineers and start production.

[S.O.S121.500]

Q: What do engineers use for contraception?

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A: Their personalities.