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"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo by MUD)
So...daughter, gently sleep...
Fer yer future Daddy FReeps!!
Avenge bil Clinton's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!

3 posted on 09/18/2001 11:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

I ain't never said it wuz gonna be easy, but I did say it was gonna git done...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Let's Rock...MUD

"Hey, I haven't a clue who half these guys are! *L*
Guess I've no chance of winning this contest."

Never say never.
I mean, just yesterday the strangest thing happened to me, y'know?

Here's what I mean; I'm at some kind of a website sponsored by British Columbia.
Read a posting by some gal who's thanking the people of BC for a pleasant holiday she'd experienced while visiting. (~last summer ?)

Yup.
She says she's an Irish journalist no-less, too; &, one with a familiar name to people who're known to travel in certain political cyber-circles?

~& I thought to myself, "This gal *sounds* gawd-awful familiar for some reason; nawwwww, couldn't possibly be. Odds would be astronomical her being one in the same person & I stumbling onto her, here."

...anyone you know been to BC, lately?