Speaking of accentuating the positive- getting to see the first couple together is definitely a bonus. Major points !
" I DID get to see Laura ON her birthday ( BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ) " Now Counsel, that is really rubbing it in...
Your idea of the first couple's morning dialogue is too funny !
" I almost cried right there. NO FLOOR SEATS WHAT?!?!?! " Oh Man I would be having a cow about right then ! I see that you didn't take the news about the second floor seating arrangement very well. About those floor seats... at least you didn't have to stand for hours on end and THEN find out that you were not going to have a close encounter with -W -
(a total stonehead liberal I think—he asked what the W on my hat stood for DUH!) Don't hold back, let er rip Counsel ! ~damn morons anyway~
I was looking the other way when the person that puts the seal on the speakers lectern did so in Springfield, and the crowd roared their approval. I turned around in time to see the seal go up and it's like, O-K, NOW it's official. The Big Guy is on the way.
-W- is very comfortable speaking to the audience, and he is unpretentious as well. -W's- predecessor knew only one way to communicate with the people- in code. Doublespeak was the new language of the executive branch of government.
Speaking of Satan, I saw Bubba and Goron together in Champaign, Illinois, the day after the first pervert said " I did not have sex with that woman... blah blah blah " I only went because it was the very next day after this story broke and I wanted to see this spectacle unfold, and it did, and it was. I stood up and did a full circle in front of my seat and stared in disbelief as the sheep applauded these mobsters repeatedly. IT WAS EMBARRASSING !
Wouldn't it be great if there is a crushing total sweep by the GOP across the nation tomorrow at the polls ?
Back to our man -W- That IS so funny (-W- puffs out his cheeks and imitates relief by a woosh sound) LOL
A very fine piece of journalistic work you've done tonight Counsel. Thank you for taking us into the arena with you. Better luck next time. I'm darn proud of you- getting down onto the floor like you did.
You distinguished yourself by acting in the finest of freeper and daily dose traditions. In keeping to the highest standards of Bush Bot behavior, I salute you with 3 fingers held aloft forming the now famous W symbol. Take a bow !