O-oh--the FBI altered witness statements?!
W-why, Miss Piggy and I just spit our martinis all over the monitor.
Return with us now to those notorious days of yesteryear--
Hillary Clinton hired Craig Livingstone to acquire 1,000 files from the FBI on Clinton enemies.
Craig put the Honda keys in Vince Foster's pants.
FBI's Horiuchi put the lead in Dravidians.
And there were no Islamo terrorists blowing up the Murrah Building.
And there were no terrorists blowing up Flight 800.
And a white guy named Richard Jewell was framed for the still unsolved Olympic Park bombing.
And the Islamofascists who did WTC I were tied to the Khobar Towers perps--but the FBI failed to question them.
From Mogadishu 93 to the Embassy bombings in 98 to the Cole in 2000, the Islamobombers have been busy.
And nibbling the cookie trail they leave behind has been the FBI Special Obfuscation Unit.
O'Neill was smeared and driven from the FBI when he warned of Islamobombers--to die in the WTC at their hands.
Now we have a McCauley (miraculous namesake of the fed hero "trapped in the Murrah elevator") to jump into real investigative work with hipwaders coated in bullcrap.
The perversion of the nation's foreign and domestic intelligence services by traitorrapist42 is a gift that keeps on giving.
But the Force is with Jayna--the force of truth, justice and the American Way, that is.
You go, girl.
...and that's because Rush Limbaugh and AM talk radio were really to blame...