[COB1]

Get to ToysRUs and buy one of those stand-up balloons with the weight in the bottom..........just in case!
Those things are cheaper than anything in your house that you might want to kick, punch or throw.

[Howlin]

Well, there is the old standby: the kid's dart gun. It's GREAT for shooting at the TV screen; just be sure to go ahead and buy the refill pack of darts; it will save time walking back and forth to the TV to "reload." :-)

[Scuttlebutt]

"Get to ToysRUs and buy one of those stand-up balloons...just in case!"

I have a good punch line about old Marines and blowup dolls but, for the sake of tranquility, I shall pass on it this time.