Wait a minute; aren't I already in hot water with one of the M-Matriarchs as it is??
Your Mom would be tough convincing she bore a son which reflected poorly on her status. Granted.
While dealing with your beautiful wife maybe not so hard to do.
After all, unlike your Mom?
...Mrs Mud has to live with ya, huh.
Watch it, bub...I don't like the tone yer usin'!!
"...unlike your Mom?...Mrs Mud has to live with ya, huh."
Well, that may indeed be so; however, if MissuzMUD kicks Mudboy out in the street--AGAIN!!--MamaMUD may have a boarder, and that ain't cool fer nobody no-how...LOL!! They've all got an angle the way I figger it...MUD
See, my FRiend, US GlassHalfFull-types prefer to say, "MissuzMUD gits to live with MUD!!"
Thankyouverymuch...MUD