Vote on Tuesday.
Do the right thing.
Posted on 11/03/2002 9:03:35 PM PST by Draakan
Why It is great to be a Democrat
1. I get to pay $1.50 a gallon for gas. What a privilege it is to save a seal and not have the extra money to send my son to college.
2. I don't have to live with my consequences of having sex, I can kill the unborn.
3. I get to pay higher taxes to the tax this and tax that government. (I love to do this.)
4. I get to give my tax dollars to those who are to lazy to put forth the extra effort it takes this day and time to succeed so they can live as I do. (GO TO WORK. I DID.)
5. I get to watch a 4.0 student not get into college because he is white. (We democrats love the double standard.)
6. I love saving one tree so thousands can burn.
7. I can sue anyone who says things I do not like or does not agree with my beliefs. (Give me democratic jury and I can be rich.)
8. It is of the greatest honor and privilege that I can not allow freedom of speech and religion under the pretext that I do.
9. I can act as though I care about the horrendous acts portrayed against others as long as I do not have to do what it takes to prevent it. (I WANT TO WAIT UNTIL THOUSANDS ARE MURDERED OR GO HUNGRY AND THEN SCREAM I TOLD YOU SO OR ASK WHY YOU REPUBLICANS WHY YOU DID NOT STOP IT.)
10. I can pick what is offensive to others and tell them how to live.
11. I can take on the businesses of the world in the name of others and make sure prices go up and no one can afford to eat unless I give them my tax dollars. ISN'T SOCIALISM IS GREAT?
12. I THINK IT IS ALRIGHT FOR PEOPLE TO SNEAK IN AND BLOW UP MY COUNTRY AS LONG AS WE DO NOT INFRINGE ON THEIR RIGHTS AS THEY DO IT.
13. My president can have sex with anyone but his wife. He can lie to me. He can disgrace my country and I will support him.
14. I can raise hell at anyone that does not want to help a country (Africa) that infringes on someone rights by taking his land because he is white. I want to send my tax dollar to help a country that infringes on someone's rights because of color.
15. I love the fact that my party has almost single handily destroyed the family unit by treating kids as if they are capable of acting as adults and deserve to be treated as my equal.
As you can tell, I'm not really a Democrat, and I can't understand why anyone is. If you believe in freedom, integrity, and justice, then you will vote Republican on Nov. 5th. And don't forget to read the Liberal Creed below.
Liberal Creed
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat, than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You have to believe that this letter is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.
Democrats: people who are naive enough to believe rich white guys who tell them that rich white guys are the problem.
Proud Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Vote Republican Nov. 5th
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Subject: Why It's Great to be a Democrat Date: 11/3/2002 7:52 PM Central Standard Time From: C Pez87 Message-id: <20021103205242.01247.00002730@mb-mk.aol.com>
Do the right thing.
Dumbo Rats don't like me. Not because I'm a rich white guy, but because I believe ANYONE who earns their own money should KEEP it. Ever noticed what tight-a**es libs are? They are incredibely selfish. Think about it.
Nam Vet
They don't seem to be too tight-assed about spending my tax dollars.
The thing is, they don't appear to understand that their party has been hijacked by the weirdos & perverts in this country. The whole party platform is for immoral social reform. No Democrat has truly run on any economic reform platform AND DONE ANYTHING TO REMEDY WHAT THEY PROMISED in decades. Those promises are made as rhetoric to incite a riot to the ballot box in support of the Socialist candidates who will serve up the very immorality THEY want us to have.
Democrats in these United States need to have a revolution to take their party back from the Commie-Libs.
Honestly, do you really believe Grandma & Grandpa, down on the farm, who've never set foot in the big city but vote Democrat because it's all they've ever known would condone the homosexuality and abortion on demand their party has embraced since hijacking the bus? I know some who have been so thoroughly confused by the snake oil salesmen in their own party that they think abortion is a REPUBLICAN platform plank!
Talk about faithfully buying into lies.
I'm serious about how out of touch many of them are with just WHO the bad guys are with society's poisons. They still blame those greedy Republicans for trying to protect the varmints stealing their pensions & SSI (the oldest Dum scare tactic lies on the books), but the new world evils & perversions they never dealt with are more likely to be ignored as NON-Political rather than attributed to the Dummycraps of today.
The poor old timers who recall the Democrats as an honorable party still vote Demo on those memories. Recall that 40 years ago, their platform was as conservative as our GOP is today & THAT was called liberal. They just can't fathom that the party they belong to embraces such filth and perversion as it does today. It's sad, really, because they still buy into the scare tactics and lies in a "want to believe" their party wasn't stolen from them, but what can they do about it now that it's so far gone except close their eyes and step across to our party where they were told for eons all of the evil was?
I'll tell you how bad it is in this anecdote...It's like getting them to let go of the dead jackass they rode till socialism slowly poisoned it right out from under them...
I told my elderly aunt that she should support Shelly Moore Capito for Congress instead of Dummycrap James Humphreys. Humphreys is a lawyer who appears to know the West Virginia Democrats weaknesses perfectly. Scaring the elderly is nothing to this fat walrus. He'll tell old timers every spine tingling lie in the Dums handbook and put his arm around them & smile for pictures, knowing he's stolen their vote...I told my aunt how he's slandered Mrs. Capito with the most ridiculous fabrications and had her admitting he was a lying bastard...Then she turns around and says "Well, SHE'S no great thing either, they say she's going to raid social security".
"NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO," I told her. "That lying sack of pig poop I just spent 5 minutes WARNING YOU about said that in his commercials & it's marinated in your brain...DON'T TRUST HIM!!!"
You can see what kind of frustration I have trying to deprogram her from her love affair with the "Klinton economy" lies Hitlery slings around.
And just who bears the responsibility to be aware of what is happening for these people?
These people don't have televisions? Common sense? Brains? Morals? Values? A conscience? Sentience?
They come from all walks of life (and perversions), yet rarely do they rub elbows with one another (except the militant ones who show up at every protest, each one carrying signs for THEIR cause, even if their cause isn't the one the rally is for).
Grandma and Grandpa SEE THEM on TV on the 6:00 News, but don't equate them with their old FDR Democrats because the liberal media rarely SAYS Democrat when refering to them.
Then, on election day, Grandma and Grandpa's votes for the Dummycrap candidate get washed in the same machine as the Dykes on Bikes votes out in San Francisco.
Well there's a great defense. He was a pure socialist who did his damndest to destroy the constitution and lied his ass off. He attempted to destroy and then rig the Supreme Court, failed in part but got his way and politicized it to this day in the end. I can only assume you were leaning to the absence of common sense, brains and sentience as your answer by the way you phrased things but if FDR is the hingepin of your defense then a complete lack of morals certainly comes into question.
While there WERE Republicans who would have done many of the same things that worked to get us out of the depression if given the chance, FDR and the Dums successfully manipulated public opinion against the GOP as being evil and greedy (only concerned with the filthy rich) and the mainstream "normally apolitical" population were swayed by their lies and deceptions. The perversions so widely accepted today would NEVER have been let out of the bag back then, however. Old timers today still don't want any part of them and still possess the scruples and backbone to stand for something and not be swayed to change and acceptance.
Back then, a handshake and a man's word was a contract...Today, anyone would be a fool to accept such a thing. There's a good reason for that and it all started with Dummycrap politics of that generation. The cookbook for all the worst of it was merely dragged out of mothballs and forced down our throats by Klinton and his ilk, proving people today can be as gullible as people back then.
If you change the word "Democrat" to Nazi and reference the Holocaust specifically, it reads the same way.
Now, before you jump up and down, remember that (I think it was Gen. Patton) dragged in and forced the local citizens near Auschwitz to march around the camp and view all the bodies. He wanted them to see the destruction for which they were partly resonsible. The citizens said they had suspected what was going on when the wind would blow in the right direction, but simply ignored all the evidence of problems because the Nazis treated THEM well.
I too also happen to know the type of Democrats you are talking about. They are ignorant and REFUSE to accept that the party they love is corrupt, but the smell is there just the same, and they have to try hard to ignore the smell.
< Raised eyebrow in response >
Being an adult girl, I'll readilly accept responsibility for what the name might inspire. Just do me a favor and don't post fantasies in open forum for everyone else to see or I'm betting we'd both be banned.
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