Clinton Makes Entrance By Trash Dumpsters (Arkansas after FReep Report)

November 3, 2002 | Arkansas Hog Wild FReepers

[Mo1]

Thanks Libby, I missed that post

Great job on the video!!!

[sweetliberty]

The video clip is at post #216.

[TheLion]

Thanks, had just found it before you replied. It will take awhile to download.

[luv2ndamend]

Thank you for posting the article. I had to leave fast earlier and thought the article needed to be posted. Once again, Thanks,

Luv2ndamend

[sweetliberty]

Got this in my email today. Seemed like as good a place as any to post it.

Bronze Rat

A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotics, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so striking he decided he must have it.

He took it to the owner. "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story," said the owner.

The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and were following him down the street. This was disconcerting. He began walking faster. But within a couple blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Bay, and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after it, and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop.

"Ah ha," said the owner, "you have come back for the story?"

"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."

[luv2ndamend]

LMAO!!

[nicmarlo]

just when you think the 'rats have stooped to their lowest.....

They have not yet begun to sink to their lowest....we've only begun to see their true colors.....and if they are exposing this slime, imagine what is their depth, and then multiply that by 100. That might be a fair assumption of what crud they are.

[nicmarlo]

And now, for a bit of humor

:p I saw that tonight with Brit Hume on Fox, lol. Got a little chuckle out of all on the panel.

[luv2ndamend]

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute give value for the money she takes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Democrat in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a lawyer?
A: Chelsea.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.

Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Q:Why did God create Democrats ?
A:In order to make used car salesmen look good.

Q: What is a recent Democrat graduate's usual question in his first job?
A: What would you like to have with your french fries, sir?

Q. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!


They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant.

[WomanofStandard]

Thanks for the ping. This is disgusting. I can see the results of a lot of these races won't be known for some time. I heard on WABC talk radio today, on the newsbreak, that apparently FL, who was allowing voting to start today for the handicapped and elderly, was already running into "problems". Apparently, a lot more folks turned out than they were expecting today and they were not equipped to handle the crowd. (Said it was something like 30,000)

[TigersEye]

Or a great movie title....

"IT CAME FROM THE DUMPSTER!"

I'm all ready for the sequal...

"RETURN TO THE DUMPSTER!"

[TigersEye]

A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

Haaaaaaaaa! I think I'll print these out so I can tell them in line at the polls tomorrow.
Thanks!

[Freemeorkillme]

I don't have time to read the entire post between now and tomorrow morning. What I need is a FReepmail with an event location, time and date, list of attendees RAT attendees, etc. Can someone get this to me asap?

[sweetliberty]

Your request is a little fuzzy. What event and what about the Rats?

[agrandis]

I AM NOT AN ANTI-SEMITE!

I found this tonight, and just had to post it.

Also, do you know what the Secret Service's codename for Hillary was? .....................Jane Doe #1

[nicmarlo]

Your request is a little fuzzy. What event and what about the Rats?

No, it's like this: It's called "fuzzy math," not "fuzzy request." Although Rats are fuzzy, too, they are bad. Just remember b-a-d (just another three-letter word). And there is no event, there's just this trash dumpster where the Rats congregate around the King of Rats. Of course, rats like cheese.

[sweetliberty]

ALL YOUR RATS ARE BELONG TO US!

[nicmarlo]

:)

[dixie sass]

Backhoe, thanks for this in the event FR goes down. You are super!

[tinamina]

I have been worried about this all day. The Dems are so desperate to hold on to any power that especially where the polls say the election will be close,there willbe major attempts at fraud, they have no other way to ensure their wins. I hope they aren't able to steal all the close elections.