Do you get an investment offer every day from another widow of another ex-leader of another african country every day? I always want to right them back and tell them, "I'd love the billions of dollars you're offering me, but I just have too darn much money already, as Janet Olijawan of Nigeria and Mbotu Banana of Uganda have already maxed out my bank accounts."
who knew there was so much money in various lock-boxes in Africa?
Hilarious - with that much money couldn't they buy some Post Toasties now and again?