The National Enquirer Breaks gay sniper story.

The National Enquirer ^ | 11/1/2002 | Staff

[Demidog]

What, I can't have an opinion, unless it's posted some FR thread?

Exactly. There are no opinions until you post them at FR. :)

[ventana]

Every time I see your name on a thread your insulting somebody. Why? V's wife.

[Fred Mertz]

Fred, Fred, have you never encountered the term "beard" before?

Not until now. Thanks for the explanation.

[hellinahandcart]

To be specific, a "beard" as in a disguise. Donning a costume of heterosexuality for the purpose of going about in public.

Sometimes the women know.

[Uncle Meat]

There is a difference between kneeling down and bending over,and these dudes definately looking like they're bending over.

[weegee]

Someone overheard the sniper discussing details that the public wouldn't know. Why is it so hard for people to believe that terrorists are conceited enough that they'll boast of their activities. They did it at a strip joint prior to 9/11.

Evil does not always equal genius and crazy does not always equal dumb.

[Demidog]

Someone overheard the sniper discussing details that the public wouldn't know.

Right. We are to believe that he loudly proclaimed he was a member of Al Qaeda.

[John Jamieson]

The movie Batmobile was a Caprice. I think of these two as Ratman and Bobbin.

[weegee]

Here's a pitch: Buddy comedy film.

One is a an ex-GI divorcee radical black muslim. The other is a Jamaican teen. And together they're snipers bring down the "system". The plot thickens as the two develop a special bond sleeping in tight spaces (like the backseat of a car).

It's Midnight Cowboy meets Beverly Hill's Cop meets God Told Me To with a dash of Falling Down.

[PatrioticAmerican]

#18 - ROTFLMAO!!!

[chuckles]

........"What happened to that man, was he prosecuted ?"......

Yes he was prosecuted, but I was in high school at the time and didn't pay much attention. His family did leave town a short time after that.

[nopardons]

Thank goodness that he was punished. Thanks for the info.

[willyboyishere]

I don't doubt it at all. It will probably come out somewhere
along the line, but the police will never "pursue that line
of questioning" because it doesn't really bear on their "status" as murderers. But, by God, I mean, gay, Muslim, and black...these guys are a real diversity-nightmare!

[willyboyishere]

You're right, it's "queer", and there's nothing "gay" about it.