Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
Man 1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man 2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.
So don't blame me. I voted for Kodos!
One of the classic Simpsons Halloween specials. They just aired it again last night. The aliens walking around in the guise of Dole and clinton holding hands ... exchanging protein strands the clinton-alien explains to the bewildered DNC handler. Too funny.
Oh, and one gigantic BUMP for a Republican Senate next week. Come hell or high water, everyone's going to vote and get other reliable people to do the same, right?
Kodos:My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka... Bob Dole.
Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.