Bill,....if I buy another gun, my wife will shoot me with it. she's standing over my shoulder, and made me write this under duress
Gun? Who said anything about a gun? We were talking about...uhh..FUN, yeah, that's it, I was saying you could take your wife out to dinner and have some FUN, uh...and, uh...then you could take a nice Glock...uh, WALK...and then sip brandy by an open fire...er, open fire...er, open fire...yeah, an OPEN fire, that's it, that's what we were talking about...
[Shuffling sound as a cowering figure slinks away, leaving Mr. Dallas in the lurch...]