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You and me both....

I used to be the "token conservative" writer for cal state long beaches newspaper. I wrote a slammer about Prop. 22 (no gay marriage) passing and had a lot of fun making a logical rebuttal of gay marriage while I was smoking pot. Needless to say, the document came out logical but crass. Lo and behold the next week my own Literary Criticism Prof. (gay) had written a rebuttal about my article and called me homophobic and a fascist. The man basically came to class to sell his books of criticism and poetry and give us 4 assignements that he either slanted towards homosexuality "The Secret Stranger" (i think) by London or something that was only about sexuality "Orlando" by Wolfe. Luckly, as I was a token conservative for the paper I used a pen name. This enabled me to rip him a new orface for his moral high horse. I always had a sweet grin at his classes after that article, and the funny thing is that he SHOWED MY ARTICLE TO THE CLASS! He seemed pretty pissed, but he never knew it was me until I saw him at the graduation and informed him that Madge Hott was really me, Matt Hodge... What a sphincter!!! Could he not figure that out???